Ringtones for Phones

Or the table next to your bed.

I’ve got a Beatles lamp, a Jesus candle, a Budweiser coaster, an old Dumbo cup of water, a glasses case, tweezers, a cell phone, a little cigar box with my watch and money in it, and the book “The Origin of Species” and the Holy Quran on top of my nightstand.
And inside, two remotes, Lucas, stickey-notes, a spoon, a pen, a driver’s license manual, those “Our Daily Bread” daily devotional things, a universal remote programming guide and junk mail.
What about yours?